Stark Industries

tonystarksmankini: sarafena: Can we please talk about the fact...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:50:19 -0500

sarafena:

Can we please talk about the fact that Tony doesn’t even question that

I will always reblog this.

He’s literally like, I never thought you’d ask…

charlottedsweb: thelesbianguide: wwruska: REAL Lesbians...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:43:12 -0500

charlottedsweb:

thelesbianguide:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Pure friggin gold!

This is the most beautiful thing ever.

luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:41:31 -0500

luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:41:23 -0500

flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:41:12 -0500

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK”

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS. One for winter and one...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:45 -0500

GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS.
One for winter and one for summer, how practical of you Harry.

Except the top one is his weird hallucination world.

Maybe he subconsciously wishes he had two shirts.

And contacts.

I’m rebloging this until I die

joss-kills-people: makeoutwithyourposter: So season 9 can we please have an episode where Dean...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:39:22 -0500

joss-kills-people:

makeoutwithyourposter:

So season 9 can we please have an episode where Dean turns on the radio in the impala and “Heat of the Moment” starts playing and Sam just slams it off with a disgusted bitchface

And then the music snaps back on and Gabriel is sitting in the back seat with a shit eating grin on his face.

~~i want~~ ~~this~~ no i need this

tickingtimelord: gallifreyan-wings: obiwanjadeobi: A shop in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:38:58 -0500

tickingtimelord:

gallifreyan-wings:

obiwanjadeobi:

A shop in London dedicated to everything Doctor Who.

And if you pay a very low price, there’s a very cool little exhibit in the back. And you enter it….through the TARDIS. which you open with the keys to the TARDIS which they HAND TO YOU AS THEY CALL YOU COMPANION.

monetizeyourcat: vlogbloopers: wow get a job are you talking...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:37:13 -0500

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:36:31 -0500

voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:36:18 -0500

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

toidarian: i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:13 -0500

toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me

cocokat: Very boring up here. No crimes in Heaven,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:01 -0500

cocokat:

Very boring up here.

No crimes in Heaven, apparently.

SH

—-

Met an angel called Castiel.

Was looking for a human body.

SH

—-

Have I told you about the Winchesters?

SH

—-

I miss you and your complaining horribly

SH

—-

Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.

SH

—-

John, your mother and father say ‘hello’.

SH

—-

I wish I could talk to you

SH

—-

God won’t let me visit Hell.

But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!

SH

—-

If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you

SH

—-

Still missing you horribly

SH

—-

Was told you got married. “Mary Morstran”.

A woman even I might admire. Good Job.

SH

—-

People keep finding me here. Say that I solved the crimes surrounding their deaths.

Keep thanking me.

Somewhat annoying.

SH

—-

Really, John? You named your son “Sherlock”?

Someone is getting too sentimental.

I’m touched.

SH

—-

Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.

Still as annoying as ever.

I miss when you used to punch him for me.

SH

—-

You’ve become so good at writing.

I miss you.

SH

—-

There are so many things I should have said.

Down There.

SH

—-

Sorry

SH

—-

I miss you

SH

—-

I love you.

SH

—-

Won’t you hurry up?

SH

—-

Don’t come too quickly, though.

SH

—-

Met with Mummy.

She cried. I don’t understand it.

SH

—-

I love you

SH

—-

Being an old man doesn’t suit you.

You’re done fighting, John.

Come home.

SH

—-

Stubborn to the last, my John.

SH

—-

I love you anyway.

SH

—-

“Welcome home.”

brakes: professortennant: brakes: fairywine answered: Little...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:30:53 -0500

brakes:

professortennant:

brakes:

fairywine answered: Little Cas and Dean together, with babysitter!Sam? PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

“GIMME BACK MY ANGEL!!!!!”
“Dean, Cas isn’t a commodity! And you can have him back when you—OW, STOP THAT!!!!”

“Dean! You can play with Cas when you stop pulling on his wings.”

Cas sniffled into Sam’s shoulder and peered down at Dean who was tugging uselessly on the leash Sam had to wrap around him. He kept wandering off and tugging little Castiel around with him, determined to help him feed the ducks.

Dean stopped his war with the leash to glare and pout at Sam the only way a child can.

“Sam, Cas likes it! He told me so!”

Sam sighed and knelt down, letting Castiel’s feet touch the floor and let his wings flutter to the side.

“Cas? Is that true?”

Cas shyly ducked his head. “I like it sometimes but,” he stopped to glare at Dean, his tiny wings ruffling angrily. “Dean! Sometimes you pull too hard an’ it hurts.”

Cas felt his eyes water a little and he burrowed his head into Sam’s jacket. All of Dean’s fight when out of him and he looked helplessly at Sam. Sam pulled a face that looked like he smelled something nasty and also looked like an ‘I-told-you-so’ was on the horizon.

Dean hated when Sam was right.

He shuffled up to his angel and stroked a hand down Cas’ wings before resting on his back. “‘m sorry, Cas. I won’t touch your wings no more.”

Castiel’s head whipped around and glared at Dean. “No!” He blushed and shuffled even closer to Dean so there was very little space between them. “I like when you touch, just don’t tug, ‘kay?”

Dean nodded vigorously and reached around to hug his friend. He laughed when Castiel’s wings fluttered happily and knocked Dean around the ears.

Dean reached for the second harness at the end of Sam’s stupid kid leash and hooked Castiel into the restraint before grabbing his angel’s hand.

He looked up at Sam.

“C’mon, Sammy! Ducks!”

Sam’s mouth was hanging open and he felt the two little monsters in his care tug at the leash.

Cas looked up at him, tugging on his leash. “Come, Sam. Dean and I must provide for the ducklings! It’s the rules.”

Dean grinned and high-fived his friend before they both wrapped pudgy hands around the red harness and pulled. Between the two of them, they managed to get Sam walking towards the lake.

Sam just shook his head, baffled at the strange relationship between the baby angel and Dean. Kids these days.

WOW

I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM CUTE BUT THERE YOU GO

somelikeitblue: teavenger: Loki, no!!!! SO CUTE.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:33:54 -0500

somelikeitblue:

teavenger:

Loki, no!!!!

SO CUTE.

theultimatelokinator: Adorable. Just adorable.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:32:18 -0500

theultimatelokinator:

Adorable.

Just adorable.

nerdblerrg: loveispigeon: penandpage: ileolai: i’m...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:13:56 -0500

nerdblerrg:

loveispigeon:

penandpage:

ileolai:

i’m fucking hyperventilatin g

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE IN YOUR FUCKING FANDOM TO USE THIS?

JESUS CHRIST

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHha

I AM 5000000000000000000000% DONE WITH YOUR SHIT, FANNIBALS!

blazindowntheriver: bitofaparadox: #that one time iron man and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:13:23 -0500

blazindowntheriver:

bitofaparadox:

#that one time iron man and spider-man slept together

It’s even called Wonder Boys.

dj-stridenasty: tumblr at 3am

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:13:19 -0500

dj-stridenasty:

tumblr at 3am

dropitlikeitshussie: f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t: fuck the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:13:10 -0500

dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case

a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red